Hair

When it's short, you want it long;
when it's long, you want it short;
when it's black, you want it blonde;
when it's blonde, you want it black;
when it's plain, you want it fancy;
when it's damaged, you want it plain;
when it's tied up, you want it loose;
when it's loose, you want it tied up;
when your fringe is long, you want it short;
when your fringe is short, you want it long.

When you are bound, you want to be free;
when you are free, you want to be bound.
Case in point.